I gotta show you a quick impression of what I used to do for a living before I became a stand-up comedian. Y'all got some fucked up seats, man. Gonna make this shit really difficult. All right, man, why won't you do here? Bowling ball. Bowling ball, knife, apple. What I want you to do is toss me the apple. No. You throw it at my dick and shit, man.
Okay, 666. One, two, three, four, five, six. This is six. This is nine. This is six. This is nine, right? This is six. This is six. And this is nine. Oh! Wait, wait, wait, what? @MISTERBRYAN08
Think of a number between 1 and 70. Can you tell us what's the number you're thinking of? You can say it. Three. Just three? Okay. The number you're thinking of. I'm allowed? Yeah, you can say it. 64. 64. Just to track them. Yours? 43. 43. Uh, yours? 53. And yours? 12. 12. Okay, and then for the last one, I want each of you here to create a number
What are you going to do? Blake's magic trick. It's a little rusty? Okay. Are we not impressed? How did she do that? For your life? Yeah, how did she do that? Can't see the video?
Like when you would steal from the summer house? Watch, it's bending, it's getting softer, it's the pencil illusion. If I could really just shake it and get it to bend, that would be magic. In fact, watch right here. How did you do that? How are you doing that? Oh, they're all over here. You can literally see it bending. Here, let me take this off.
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